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We decorated! #halloween

bookmad:

booktown:

College: Where you have Kraft Dinner for breakfast at 2:30pm and cereal for dinner at 10:30pm. 

college: where your first meal of the day is a bag of doritos at 9pm

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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I thank everyone for trying to be helpful with their do’s and dont’s with my pregnancy. But this kind of stuff and Facebook comments get on my nerves. I don’t want to be rude but thry all need to back off and let me enjoy my pregnancy. Is that too hard to ask? Am I being rude?

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

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 Jimmy Page photographed by Barrie Wentzell, 1970.

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