College: Where you have Kraft Dinner for breakfast at 2:30pm and cereal for dinner at 10:30pm.
college: where your first meal of the day is a bag of doritos at 9pm
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
asking the real questions